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Funny Jokes
Need some jokes to cheer you up, make you cringe or get you ready for a big day? We have some classic jokes below!
Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer: No EYED deer

Joke: What do you call a man with no arms in a swimming pool?
Answer: Bob
Continuation of Joke: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a glacier?
Final Answer: Still Bob

Joke: What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An Impasta
Joke: What do you call a pile of kittens?
Answer: A meowntain

Joke: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she will never let it go

Joke: What did the bacon say to the tomato?
Answer: Lettuce get together!

Joke: How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogey in it!
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